05 March 2009

why chris brown beat rihanna

Hey guys, there's a lot of rumor going on around about the rihanna and chris brown incident and i know u're ache-ing to know what really happened. So this is how it all went down :

(conversation) - Rihanna and Chris brown
R : u look so dumb right now.
C : O_o *huh?*
R : standing outside my house trying to apologise, u're so ugly when u cry. PLEASE! just cut it out. tsk! *flip hair*
C : what? ?_?
R : and dont tell me u're sorry cos u'r not. chris i know u're only sorry u got caught.
C : what are u talking about?
R : chris i know u cheated on me.
C : how could i have cheated on u? i was with u with u with u with u......girl~
R : ugh! *whatever*
C : *sings* with u with u with u with u with u~~ the whole time~
R : dont gimme that bull crap!
C : what about that 1 night u said u were cheating on me? *points finger*
R : what night?! (flashback) *sings unfaithful* and i know that he knows im unfaithful and it kills him inside~~
C : *heard the unfaithful song* what?!
R : oh yeah~ that~
C : *wtf?* -_-"
R : well u know what chris it doesn't matter cause u aint gettin' under any of this anymore (refering to her body hahaha)
C : what? -_-"
R : i said u aint gettin under this! *hand moves from top to bottom*
C : under what?
R : under my um-buh-re-la~ *grabs the lamp*
C : that's a lamp!
R : so what u think u're some kinda umbrella expert now?
C : god zzz u're an idiot.
R : u know what chris *points finger* u can leave! i like jesse mccartney better anyway.
C : *blurred*
R : so get in ur car and just shut up and drive drive drive drive~
C : excuse me? o_O
R : that's right chris i like jesse mccartney better because he doesn't just wanted a pretty face or just anyone to hold and my love to go to waste. .
C : oh hell no! *more finger pointing*
R : he wants me and my beautiful soul!
C : oh u did not just say that! im gonna . . . . *steps forward with a fist*
R : im. . .im sorry chris *sobs* i didnt mean that! chris im sorry. . gimme a kiss! gimme a kiss im sorry chris !
C : dont gimme that lovey dovey lovey dovey kiss kiss kiss kiss im gonna grab ur face and shove from wall to wall, i dont care if any of the neighbours call ! *point point point finger!*
R : T________________T !!!!
C : then im gonna crack a bottle, let my body wobble and shove it in ur face cause u think u're a model.
R : *huh?* that's not even ur song. .
C : u son of a ...... !! *punches right on the face*

-the end-

TEEHEE !!

ps: i got this from youtube. hahaha

GREEN - song title/bit and pieces of lyrics.

3 comments:

Donella Hazel said...

nigahiga? teehee~

Fera said...

yes yes !! haha

IM just A noob Guy said...

WAKAKAKAKAK!!buduh oo ko bap